PROCRASTINATION QUEEN

mortalkombatneoliberalism:

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

(via minilouis)

sunsetquotes:

“You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald; The Ice Palace

coral:

i’m trying to forget you as i wait for you to come back.

(via fuckkyeahh-leonardodicaprio)

oneulove:

pettyqueer:

this is how my voice sounds in my head

oh my god

(via styalls)

clairidryl:

When u die, the Watchmojo lady narrates thw top 10 moments of your life as they flash before your eyes

(via rosecolouredwoman)

nakedly:

“We often want it so badly that we ruin it before it begins. Overthinking. Fantasizing. Imagining. Expecting. Worrying. Doubting. Just let it naturally evolve.”

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today’s mantra

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bostonpoetryslam:

“When the you who isn’t you calls the me who isn’t me, and says, Meet me in the East Village, I’ll walk forty blocks or more, however far you like through the city. I’ll wake and dress at any time of night and meet you beneath the glow of tall buildings, weaving through lines of theater patrons, the throngs in Times Square sending images of images to distant area codes, and want the you who isn’t you to know the me who isn’t me is good at listening, that my ears are dishes you could drop your keys into, my face a coffee table to abandon your warm shoes beneath, as if your thoughts have just arrived home after a long day in the city.”

— Cameron A. Lawrence, “Before Sunrise,” published in The Shallow Ends

(via sweerancage)

muckkles:

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

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spottytonguedog:

riskpig:

ravencapri:

dykean:

the “___ change my mind” guy sitting at a desk is Steven Crowder who is literally a deep conservative “comedian” and the biggest transphobe of 2018 so can we NOT use that meme anymore thanks. he literally calls trans people tr**** in some of his videos and refers to caitlyn jenner (I may not like her but Christ) as a transgender f@scist because she transitioned and refers to her transitioning as “going full #sjw.” this meme is cancelled and not funny. use google if you don’t believe me. bye

yeah actually i did some research (googling. i googled) and this is what the the original image was: (as opposed to what i first saw it as and what other might have, and had assumed that was the real one) 

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he does stuff like that a lot; 

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so yeah Yikes. 

Shit, I just looked him up as well.

Fucking 
YIKES, meme cancelled.

FYI. Don’t reblog or make any more memes from this guy. Fucking creep.

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