PROCRASTINATION QUEEN

mortalkombatneoliberalism: is he………you know…….makes football throwing motion….straight?

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:59:14 -0400

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

reallyreallyreallytrying: saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 14:28:10 -0400

saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

sunsetquotes: “You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald;...

Mon, 21 May 2018 15:09:40 -0400

sunsetquotes:

“You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald; The Ice Palace

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Fri, 11 May 2018 04:33:41 -0400

distantvoices:https://www.instagram.com/p/BfOKoLQBgiH/

Fri, 11 May 2018 04:33:37 -0400

distantvoices:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfOKoLQBgiH/

coral: i’m trying to forget you as i wait for you to come back.

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 13:04:57 -0400

coral:

i’m trying to forget you as i wait for you to come back.

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Thu, 05 Apr 2018 12:18:39 -0400

oneulove: pettyqueer: this is how my voice sounds in my head oh...

Thu, 05 Apr 2018 12:16:11 -0400

oneulove:

pettyqueer:

this is how my voice sounds in my head

oh my god

clairidryl: When u die, the Watchmojo lady narrates thw top 10 moments of your life as they flash...

Thu, 05 Apr 2018 12:15:28 -0400

clairidryl:

When u die, the Watchmojo lady narrates thw top 10 moments of your life as they flash before your eyes

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Sat, 24 Mar 2018 03:31:33 -0400

nakedly: “We often want it so badly that we ruin it before it begins. Overthinking. Fantasizing....

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 17:04:38 -0400

nakedly:

“We often want it so badly that we ruin it before it begins. Overthinking. Fantasizing. Imagining. Expecting. Worrying. Doubting. Just let it naturally evolve.”

—
unknown
today’s mantra
(via astound)

bostonpoetryslam: “When the you who isn’t you calls the me who isn’t me, and says, Meet me in the...

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 16:57:05 -0400

bostonpoetryslam:

“When the you who isn’t you calls the me who isn’t me, and says, Meet me in the East Village, I’ll walk forty blocks or more, however far you like through the city. I’ll wake and dress at any time of night and meet you beneath the glow of tall buildings, weaving through lines of theater patrons, the throngs in Times Square sending images of images to distant area codes, and want the you who isn’t you to know the me who isn’t me is good at listening, that my ears are dishes you could drop your keys into, my face a coffee table to abandon your warm shoes beneath, as if your thoughts have just arrived home after a long day in the city.”

— Cameron A. Lawrence, “Before Sunrise,” published in The Shallow Ends

muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our...

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 16:51:55 -0400

muckkles:

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

malformalady: Pink Sand of Elafonisi Beach in Crete. The sands...

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 14:34:37 -0400

malformalady:

Pink Sand of Elafonisi Beach in Crete. The sands of Elafonisi are white is some places and have a distinct pink hue in others. The rose colored sands are caused by particles from pink coral and shells that have been ground into fine sand by years of erosion.

spottytonguedog: riskpig: ravencapri: dykean: the “___ change my mind” guy sitting at a desk is...

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 10:04:51 -0400

spottytonguedog:

riskpig:

ravencapri:

dykean:

the “___ change my mind” guy sitting at a desk is Steven Crowder who is literally a deep conservative “comedian” and the biggest transphobe of 2018 so can we NOT use that meme anymore thanks. he literally calls trans people tr**** in some of his videos and refers to caitlyn jenner (I may not like her but Christ) as a transgender f@scist because she transitioned and refers to her transitioning as “going full #sjw.” this meme is cancelled and not funny. use google if you don’t believe me. bye

yeah actually i did some research (googling. i googled) and this is what the the original image was: (as opposed to what i first saw it as and what other might have, and had assumed that was the real one)

he does stuff like that a lot;

so yeah Yikes.

Shit, I just looked him up as well.

Fucking
YIKES, meme cancelled.

FYI. Don’t reblog or make any more memes from this guy. Fucking creep.

ripplebreeze: brattynympho: stonedlilbrat: baldcutie: dwaynew...

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 10:00:54 -0400

ripplebreeze:

brattynympho:

stonedlilbrat:

baldcutie:

dwaynewaynejr:

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

royalhams:

bruce-wqyne:

anselselgort:

peeyonce:

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

This is live telecasted murder right here

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

girl got dragged by her hair

I AM SCREECHING

Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.

I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth

Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.

This added 20 years to my life expectancy

books-n-quotes: “You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald,...

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 08:03:17 -0400

books-n-quotes:

“You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Ice Palace

agoodkind: thesilencedmasses: leftboob-enthusiast: (to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a...

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 17:20:57 -0400

agoodkind:

thesilencedmasses:

leftboob-enthusiast:

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

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Mon, 12 Mar 2018 13:45:01 -0400

khanos: “Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way...

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 05:58:03 -0400

khanos:

“Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.”

— Nayyirah Waheed

PROCRASTINATION QUEEN

mortalkombatneoliberalism: is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

reallyreallyreallytrying: saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40...

sunsetquotes: “You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald;...

Photo

distantvoices:https://www.instagram.com/p/BfOKoLQBgiH/

coral: i’m trying to forget you as i wait for you to come back.

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oneulove: pettyqueer: this is how my voice sounds in my head oh...

clairidryl: When u die, the Watchmojo lady narrates thw top 10 moments of your life as they flash...

Photo

nakedly: “We often want it so badly that we ruin it before it begins. Overthinking. Fantasizing....

bostonpoetryslam: “When the you who isn’t you calls the me who isn’t me, and says, Meet me in the...

muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our...

malformalady: Pink Sand of Elafonisi Beach in Crete. The sands...

spottytonguedog: riskpig: ravencapri: dykean: the “___ change my mind” guy sitting at a desk is...

ripplebreeze: brattynympho: stonedlilbrat: baldcutie: dwaynew...

books-n-quotes: “You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald,...

agoodkind: thesilencedmasses: leftboob-enthusiast: (to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a...

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khanos: “Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way...

mortalkombatneoliberalism: is he………you know…….makes football throwing motion….straight?